PRESS ME CLOCK DOWN Tune: Blow The Man Down Words: David Sutton, 1976 I've got a weak group with ten seconds to go, Heigh, ho, press me clock down. If only I'd not started playing so slow. Give me some time to press me clock down. Now he's playing kikashi all over the board, Heigh, ho, press me clock down. I was doing so well and is this me reward? Give me some time to press me clock down. He's invaded me corner, he shouldn't live there, Heigh, ho, press me clock down. but I've made a blunder, oh, it just isn't fair. Give me some time to press me clock down. So he's started a ko with five seconds to go, Heigh, ho, press me clock down. I'm all in a sweat and I can't find a threat. Give me some time to press me clock down. Now me flag's on the brink and I've no time to think, Heigh, ho, press me clock down. (crescendo) this game's a farce, pass pass pass pass pass pass. Oh, for some time to press me clock down.