HE'LL PLAY THE TSUKENOBI

tune: She'll be coming round the mountain
text: T.Mark Hall, 1987


(This is meant to be sung by a fast player giving handicaps
 to a slower player during a lightning tournament)

He'll play the tsukenobi when he plays,
he'll play the tsukenobi when he plays,
he'll play the tsukenobi, play the tsukenobi,
play the tsukenobi when he plays.

He'll make a bamboo joint when he plays,
he'll make a bamboo joint when he plays,
he'll make a bamboo joint, he'll make a bamboo joint,
make a bamboo joint when he plays.

He'll make an empty triangle when he plays,
he'll make an empty triangle when he plays,
he'll make an empty triangle, he'll make an empty triangle,
make an empty triangle when he plays.

(Gleefully)
He'll be in damezumari when he plays,
he'll be in damezumari when he plays,
he'll be in damezumari, he'll be in damezumari,
be in damezumari when he plays.

He feels a right fool now he's resigned,
he feels a right fool now he's resigned,
he feels a right fool, he feels a right fool
feels a right fool now he's resigned.