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| Here you can find a recent update of the fun pictures collected around the net and from other joke lovers. I sincerely hope that people would see the genuine humor in these cartoons and not be offended. "Improve your English"
http://asp.internet.is/essess "How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast"
"Jewish olympics"
"Password"
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers? A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? A: Under the vacuum cleaner.
Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Q: Why was the blond confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Short summary of every Jewish Holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.
Did you hear about the bum who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, 'Lady, I haven't eaten in three days.' "Force yourself," she replied.
Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow"
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
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